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Frescania Taitague

Hi! My name is Fressie, and I like to party. Nobody parties but me. Where did all this partying begin, you ask? It all began in the small, windy, hilltop village of Nimitz Hill, Piti, on one of the best specks of dust in the whole Pacific Ocean: Representing the 671, GUAHAN!!  Because the Kanye Fress is so young and so reckless--and she thinks about her bold and beautiful life as an 80-year-old retiree whipping the new generation around with her bedazzled cane--she became a professional professional doing everything from exuding greatness to living life like a BOSS. On the side, she lends her ever-growing skills to editing moving pictures for educational/historical/brain-power-growing purposes. If there is one thing you have to know about FressKanye it's EVERYTHING. But here are some highlights. In between bouts of creativity and amazingness, she totally devours cookies and cream flavored anything, she rocks zories ("flip flops" in American speak) on the daily (and occasionally a hot-sauce high heel). Her response to the ever-important Ninja vs. Pirate debate (and because she's all about bringing people together), she thinks the Wokou is the best of both worlds being Japanese pirates: half-ninja-half-pirate, they are the BOMB-diggity. I met Lindsey at Southern and always admired her amazing voice and drop-dead-gorgeous looks. No homo. While every moment with Lindsey is treasured, my favorite memory with her has got to be, hands down, a certain mission: (almost) impossible involving holiday lights and late-night excursions. Good times! My advice for you, Lindsey, is this: his and hers toilets. Why? Let's be real, sharing is NOT caring in this case… Honestly, though, communication is key, so always keep the lines clear. Peace ouch, brokes!